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Krampus is out of commission this year, so instead, Im taking matters into my own hands, human. You see, Im a witch who loves yule, but especially the darker aspect of punishing bad, naughty humans. Ive decided to team up with brownies and sprites to pester you every time youre doing something naughty this season. From now until January 6th, Ill have all the power and the help of my little friends to keep you in line. My plan: Ill be watching you and other humans through a few possible methods. Methods include but are not limited to: elf on shelf toys will be my eyes and ears, an ornament youve had for a while will be magically imbued and report back to me, or even just spying on you with my crystal ball. Which one will I be using for you? Well, the fun is in you not knowing, isnt it. For infractions, Ill be allowing my naughty friends into your home to cause all sorts o mayhem they love- hiding items, curdling milk, spilling contents of drawers and cups, and just generally plaguing your existence. It seems so small and insignificant, but I warn you if you havent learned by January 6th, much worse things will be in store. Krampus and I may just have to come up with a plan together, and Im not thinking youd want that, would you? Well, weve had a good chat and now youve been warned, so we will see what happens next... Happy Yule Time, human. ,
Date: July 26, 2023
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